Scaling websites with WordPress examples: lessons from the movies

“If you want to know how to scale your website to thousands or millions of users, there are some simple lessons you must learn…from the movies! Here are but a few examples:

Star Wars: it’s great to use a reverse proxy (deflector shield) but make sure it doesn’t have an obvious flaw (like, say a poorly guarded generator on a nearby moon.) We’ll go over the benefits and tricks of “deflector shields” on the web.

Lord of the Rings, Return of the King: don’t just guard the front end (of Mordor, or your website) and let the trouble slip in from the back (through non-performant queries or perhaps a sneaky Hobbit.) Fixing query problems is hard but important work. Luckily there are many tools and techniques that can help.

The Matrix: Agent Smith demonstrates the power of horizontal scaling. So should your website. What are some guidelines for writing code that can run in a multi-server environment?

…and that’s just a preview!

Throughout, we’ll use examples from WordPress and film. In the process we’ll take a tour of the expanding universe of amazing tools you can use to scale your site. Everyone should care about scaling — and it shouldn’t be boring dammit!

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